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Higher Education
A dog is so smart that his master decides to send him to college.
Home for vacation, his master asks him how college is going.
"Well", says the dog, "I'm not doing too great in science and math, but I have made a lot of progress in foreign languages."
"Really!" says the master. "Say something in a foreign language."
The dog says, "Meow ! "
Accident
There was an engineer, manager and programmer driving down a steep mountain road.
The brakes failed and the car careened down the road out of control.
Half way down the driver managed to stop the car by running it against the embankment narrowing avoiding going over a cliff.
They all got out, shaken by their narrow escape from death, but ...Read more
Short Landing
Airhead Airlines, Flight 101, is coming in for a landing, and the pilot is freaking out. The sweat is jumping off his brow.
Finally, he lands. He turns to the co-pilot, and he says, "Man, that is the shortest runway I ever landed on."
The co-pilot says, "Yeah, and so wide."
Presidential Libraries: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)
John Oliver discusses what presidential libraries are exactly, how presidents use them to fundraise in office, how Donald Trump might make existing problems even worse and – of course – some stuff about one president’s unique inseam.
Tom Hanks on Living in New York, Meeting Joe DiMaggio & His New Play This World of Tomorrow
Tom talks about the FAO Schwarz scene in BIG, Jimmy showing the movie to his kids, being confused by Brooklyn, taking the subway, moving to New York when he was 22 years old, going to the apartment he used to live in years later, his son Colin’s new documentary about John Candy, his new play This World of Tomorrow based on two short stories ...Read more
Weekend Update: Dobby The House Elf on J.K. Rowling - SNL
Dobby the House Elf (Bowen Yang) stops by Weekend Update to discuss J. K. Rowling and her views on transgender people.
Cillian Murphy's 'Peaky Blinders' Hairstyle Is Stylish And Practical | The Graham Norton Show
Cillian Murphy talks about his Peaky Blinders hairstyle and the reason behind it.
Tristan Harris – The Dangers of Unregulated AI on Humanity & the Workforce | The Daily Show
“This does not have to be our destiny.” Co-founder of the Center for Humane Technology Tristan Harris sits down with Jon Stewart to discuss how AI has already disrupted the workforce as current iterations of the technology have dropped entry-level work by 13%, tech companies prioritization of their first-to-market stance over product and ...Read more
Why Julia Roberts Wore "After the Hunt" Director Luca Guadagnino's Face On Her Sweater
Academy Award-winner Julia Roberts loves the director of her latest film so much, she's been wearing a cardigan with his face printed all over it.
Ambika Mod causes everyone to lose it! | The Graham Norton Show - BBC
Graham Norton and his guests want to know more when actor Ambika Mod reveals that she finds it hard to close her eyes fully, and sleeps with them open.
Matt Damon Forces His Way onto Kimmel in Brooklyn & Trump’s Big Beautiful Shutdown Continues
Tonight is our 5th and final show in Brooklyn, Jimmy’s parents and Aunt Chippy are in the audience, and his Aunt Joanne and Uncle Tony are here from Marine Park, Guillermo makes his entrance as John Travolta in Saturday Night Fever, the Yankees beat the Red Sox last night to win the wild card round, Diddy was sentenced to four years, we are ...Read more
Taylor Swift Invites Graham To Her Wedding | The Graham Norton Show
Taylor Swift discusses her wedding plans and tells Graham that he is invited.
Inventing Spanish - SNL
A group of men (Bad Bunny, Marcello Hernández, Kenan Thompson, Mikey Day James Austin Johnson, Andrew Dismukes) invent the Spanish language.
The history of the world according to cats - Eva-Maria Geigl
In ancient times, wildcats were fierce carnivorous hunters. And unlike dogs, who have undergone centuries of selective breeding, modern cats are genetically very similar to ancient cats. How did these solitary, fierce predators become our sofa sidekicks? Eva-Maria Geigl traces the domestication of the modern house cat.
Colbert's "Lord of the Rings" Rap Celebrates 20 Years Of The Greatest Trilogy In Movie History
Thank you to Elijah Wood, Sean Astin, Billy Boyd, Dominic Monaghan, Hugo Weaving, Andy Serkis, Orlando Bloom, Viggo Mortensen, Method Man, Killer Mike, and Anna Kendrick for helping Stephen Colbert and Jon Batiste honor the 20th anniversary of Peter Jackson's epic movie trilogy with this equally-epic rap video.
You know you're having a bad day when pt. 3
... continued from above
You need one bathroom scale for each foot.
You call your wife and tell her that you would like to eat out tonight and when you get home there is a sandwich on the front porch.
The restaurant check has been on the table for ten minutes... and no one has touched it.
Nothing you own is actually paid for.
Continued ...Read more
Commercial Reward
At breakfast one day, I eagerly waited for John to comment on my first attempt at homemade cinnamon rolls.
After several minutes with no reaction, I asked, "If I baked these commercially, how much do you think I could get for one of them?"
Without looking up from his newspaper John replied, "About 10 years."
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There’s a man who actually went to high school with Mitt Romney and later went to law school with President Obama. When asked how going to school with two presidential candidates made him feel, he said, ‘Uh, bad about my job at Arby’s’
Bad Signs
A young woman who was several months pregnant boarded a bus. Then she noticed a young man smiling at her, and she began feeling humiliated on account of her condition. She changed her seat and he seemed more amused. She moved again and then on her fourth move he burst out laughing.
She had him arrested for harassing her.
Then the case came ...Read more
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