You know you're having a bad day when pt. 3
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You need one bathroom scale for each foot.
You call your wife and tell her that you would like to eat out tonight and when you get home there is a sandwich on the front porch.
The restaurant check has been on the table for ten minutes... and no one has touched it.
Nothing you own is actually paid for.
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