Mom's Present

Jokes / October 11, 2025

A mother and a daughter are shopping in the mall, when the mother eyes an expensive fur coat. "This year," she says, "I think that I will buy my present instead of making you and dad shop for me." The daughter nods in ...Read More

Philosophy & Mathematics

Jokes / October 11, 2025

Philosophy is a game with objectives and no rules.

Mathematics is a game with rules and no objectives.

Three Little Pigs

Jokes / October 11, 2025

Q. Why did the three little pigs decide to leave home?
A. They thought their father was an awful boar.

Cat Rules of Hampering

Jokes / October 11, 2025

If one of your humans is engaged in some close activity and the other is idle, stay with the busy one. This is called "helping", otherwise known as "hampering." Following are the rules for "hampering":

1. When supervising...Read More

Interesting Facts

Jokes / October 11, 2025

If you toss a penny 10000 times, it will not be heads 5000 times, but more like 4950. The heads picture weighs more, so it ends up on the bottom.

The glue on Israeli postage stamps is certified kosher.

Every time you ...Read More

Only a Southerner

Jokes / October 10, 2025

- Only a Southerner knows the difference between a hissie fit and a conniption fit, and that you don't "HAVE" them, you "PITCH" them.

- Only a Southerner knows how many fish, collard greens, turnip greens, peas, beans, ...Read More