Fortunately, psychoanalysis is not the only way to resolve inner conflicts. Life itself remains a very effective therapist.

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.

Don't be a hard rock when you really are a gem!

Nothing in life is to be feared. It is only to be understood.

The sad truth is that excellence makes people nervous.

There is nothing stronger in the world than gentleness.

There are only two ways of spreading light - to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it.

I know that you cannot hate other people without hating yourself.

Fashion is something that goes in one year and out the other.

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in a library?

I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb ... and I also know that I'm not blonde.

I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.

The trouble with some women is they get all excited about nothing - and then they marry him.

Never introduce the Vice-President of the company you work for as the bosses' wife.

My heart's in the right place. I know, 'cuz I hid it there.

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

The loneliest woman in the world is a woman without a close woman friend.

I was the first woman to burn my bra - it took the fire department four days to put it out.

So much has been said and sung of beautiful young girls, why don't somebody wake up to the beauty of old women?

The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.