Matt Damon Forces His Way onto Kimmel in Brooklyn & Trump’s Big Beautiful Shutdown Continues
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Tonight is our 5th and final show in Brooklyn, Jimmy’s parents and Aunt Chippy are in the audience, and his Aunt Joanne and Uncle Tony are here from Marine Park, Guillermo makes his entrance as John Travolta in Saturday Night Fever, the Yankees beat the Red Sox last night to win the wild card round, Diddy was sentenced to four years, we are now on day three of Trump’s Big Beautiful government shutdown, a statue of Trump and Epstein has been returned to the National Mall after being removed, and the demon Matt Damon sneaks his way onto the show dressed as New York’s own Frankie Focus.
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